About Me

I am a “long, slim, sick and sorry-looking skeleton,” as described by Mark Twain.  I am also “a living, breathing allegory of want.”  I am ALWAYS hungry…  I am the General Manager at the Acme Car Corporation.

Here I write about the battles that go on in the deepest recesses of my mind.  These battles are seldom won, infrequently funny, sometimes entertaining, and oftentimes a prelude to a train wreck.